Masturbacija je nešto najbolje što nam se moglo dogoditi i apsolutno nikada ne možete pogriješiti, jer kada znate što vam odgovara i što volite, a vi to sami najbolje znate, pogodit ćete svaku točku koja će vas dovesti do nevjerojatnog užitka i savršenog vrhunca.
Ali, jeste li znali da postoje i pjesme posvećene masturbaciji? Da, toliko je dobra da je logično da su joj se morale posvetiti pjesme koje slave njenu genijalnost. No, vrlo je vjerojatno da uopće niste znali da se radi o OVIM pjesmama.
Ovih 11 pjesama govori upravo o ovom slatkom užitku, a možda pojma niste imali da je tomu tako, piše Your Tango.
Hailee Steinfeld - Love Myself
"I'll take it nice and slow Feeling good on my own without you, yeah Got me speaking in tongues The beautiful, it comes without you, yeah
I'm gonna put my body first And love me so hard 'til it hurts I know how to scream out the words Scream the words"
I ova pjesma nije samo i isključivo o masturbaciji, već o ljubavi koju bismo trebali pružati sami sebi - i fizički i mentalno - svaki dan.
Tweet i Missy Elliott - Oops (Oh My)
"Oops! There goes my shirt up over my head, oh my Oops! There goes my skirt droppin' to my feet, oh my Oh! Some kind of touch caressing my legs, oh my Oh! I'm turnin' red who could this be"
Iako je prilično očito da je ova pjesma doooosta seksualno nabijena, možda vam nije palo na pamet da se zapravo radi o odi masturbaciji. Ali, tako je.
Britney Spears - Touch of My Hand
"I love myself It's not a sin I can't control what's happenin' 'Cause I just discovered Imagination's taking over Another day without a lover The more I come to understand The touch of my hand"
Ova pjesma šalje snažnu poruku da nema ništa sramotno u tome da volimo masturbaciju. Apsolutno ništa.
Toni Braxton - You're Making Me High
"I can imagine you Touching my private parts With just the thought of you I can't help but touch my self That's why I want you so bad"
Pri pomisli na njega ona si ne može pomoći i jednostavno mora dotaknuti sama sebe...
FKA Twigs - Kicks
"When I'm alone I don't need you I love my touch Know just what to do So I tell myself It's cool to get my kicks like you Just like you I just touch myself And say, I'll make my own damn way Own damn way"
'Mogu to i sama i baš je odlično', ukratko bi bila poruka ove genijalne pjesme.
The Pussycat Dolls - I Don't Need No Man
"I don't need a man to make it happen I get off bein' free I don't need a man to make me feel good I get off doin' my thing"
Solo seks nije ništa lošiji od onog s drugom osobom. A cure to jasno poručuju ovom pjesmom.
Janet Jackson - If
"How many night I've laid in bed excited over you I've closed my eyes and thought of us a hundred different ways I've gotten there so many times I wonder how bout you Day and night Night and day"
Nitko te ne može uzbuditi više od tvog dragog... Pa čak kad je i samo u mislima, poručuje nam Janet.
Charli XCX - Body of My Own
"You're so damn cold You've got no feelin' I want my blood hotter Not satisfied I need to taste it Your sex is so over Got the gun in my hand And I'm pointing straight To the target and I'm gonna blow my brakes I don't need you My touch is better I'm rollin' much harder"
Okej, ona mu* je jasno dala do znanja da je ne zadovoljava onako kako bi to trebao činiti. I da, ona to radi puno, puno bolje...
En Vogue - Don't Let Go
"I often fantasize The stars above are watching you They know my heart and speak to yours Like only lovers do If I could wear your clothes I'd pretend I was you and lose control There'll be some lovemaking, heartbreaking, soul shaking"
Ova pjesma možda nije u cijelosti posvećena masturbaciji, to je samo dio stihova - ali priča o maštanju, vođenju ljubavi i vrućim trenucima dovoljno je zavodljiva sama po sebi.
Prince - Darling Nikki
"I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend, I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine, She said how'd you like to waste some time and I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind"
Također, kao i pjesma grupe En Vogue, ni ova pjesma nije u cijelosti posvećena masturbaciji. Ali ova kitica...definitivno govori sama za sebe. "Upoznao sam je u predvorju hotela dok je masturbirala uz magazin", da...
Kelly Rowland - Feelin Me Right Now
"I'm so feeling me right now Think I fell in love, fell in love in the club tonight I'm so feeling me right now I wanna take her home, take her home tonight cause I know I'll love her right I'm so feeling me right now I know I'm good. I can buy my own, I drive my own right now That's why i really fell in love in the club tonight I'm so feeling me right now"
Ona se, u principu, večeras zaljubila u samu sebe i želi samu sebe odvesti kući. I to poštujemo!
