Smatram se dobrim ocem, ali nekako sam...
...zaboravio dijete naučiti što je to 'sova'. Mislio je da je to 'drveni pingvin'.
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Ovoj je majci bilo dosta gubljenja četke za kosu
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Mora da su njegovi roditelji premrli od straha
Spasioci na bazenima: 'Molimo da svi izađete iz bazena, u potrazi smo za dječakom u plavim hlačicama koji se zove Titus'
Mali dječak pored mene: 'Hej, pa i ja se zovem Titus'
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'Sin je pojeo 3/4 piletine i quesadille. Zadnju četvrtinu nije htio pojesti...
...počeo se derati da sam lažljivica i da sam mu slomila njegovo maleno srce jer sam mu rekla da su palačinke za ručak.
Doslovno nikad to nisam ni spomenula, al' samo nek' nastavi..
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'Prodajem sina star je gotovo 2 godine...
...Plače već 10 minuta jer mu ne dam da uđe u mikrovalnu zajedno s hranom'.
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'Izašla sam iz dućana i vidjela kako maleni dječak...
...ima napad bijesa i kako lupa šakama po podu. Upitala sam njegovog oca što je bilo, a on mi je hladno odgovorio: 'Njegove rukavice iste su boje kao jakna''
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'Otišli smo u podrum kako bismo se sakrili od tornada...
...Moja je kćer mislila da se skrivamo od velike rajčice. To ju je još više prepalo.'
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'Zamolio sam sina da spremi ostatke svog ručka u kartonsku kutiju u restoranu...
...On je zapakirao cijeli tanjur s jelom. Ne znam je li glup ili genijalac'
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Ovaj otac treba udahnuti i brojati do 10
'Moj je sin htio spremiti bežične slušalice na sigurno. U vodu. Super.'
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'Rekla sam nećakinji da smije pojesti pola mojeg grožđa'
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